Wha Gwaan CONT'D

I coulda jus extended yesterdays delayed blog, but last night was even funnier. When you think it's over. These things are all jus so chance tho. I end up at some Sunsplash promotion and of course there are free giveaways. I text the answer in to "Which venue is Reggae Sunsplash gonna be held at?"...Like duh Richmond Estate. We all had flyers anyways. The joke is that i end up winning a free Motorolla phone and a case of Sprite, which i had to go on stage and collect and i also got a mini interview from Ms. Kitty from FAME FM (dat was exciting)...did i ever tell you i kinda like fat women...anyways daz for another blog. So the cameras pop out and picture a tek, and i'm thinkin to myself, here i am on some stage again by chance. Maybe this really is destiny or am i jus NUFF (At least i'm not singin this time). LOL. You know i'm not nuff so don't even go there. Den yu shoulda see mi a cut thru di crowd wid mi case a Sprite...proud like! (Sarry, sarry!!...a cut an go thru). And one sketel gal she waan dip har han' inna mi crate. Mi tell her seh mi soon gi ar one, an she still a gwaan like she want it. And could you believe mi pap di case fi give her one. And she gwaan like she no want it. As if hot gal no drink hat Sprite. Lickle most mi tek it back. But she give her fren...who neva even seh tanks. Den widin 8 mins after dat, some hurry come up gal to the left of mi come over and seh "Can i get one of your Sprite?". Nuttin nuh betta dan Jamdown. The Sketel seh no to the Sprite. The more uptown girl run come fi it. What if i had said NO! That woulda been even funnier. Then my fren from Trinidad leans over to me and says..."That's why you must be wid a Trini woman, cah hot girl don't beg hot Sprite". Or maybe i shoulda been wid the skets. LOL. She clearly neva want it either. And if you saw what she was wearing...had no where to put it anyway. There is the end to another exciting nite in the life of MG.

POST BLOG DISCLAIMER: The use of the terms Sketel and the patois you usually do not associate with me, was not intended to offend any of our blog-readers but just for dramatic effect. You know in my world people are people. No skets or buttus, only unless you truly prove yourself to be one...and this is not class-specific, but behaviour specific. Peace :)